angryinkeddrunk:

micdotcom:

Watch: Viral clip shows a woman in genderless clothing being ejected from a ladies’ bathroom by the police.

I WAS JUST DISCUSSING WITH MY HUSBAND HOW A “BUTCH” LESBIAN IS WAY MORE LIKELY TO BE KICKED OUT OF A WOMEN’S RESTROOM THAN A TRANS WOMAN BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID SHIT AND HERE IT IS.

(Source: mic.com)

Anonymous asked
Weird question time! Are you circumcised or uncircumcised?

Uncircumcised

brokendildo:

thotograph:

liamhunny:

zaynmalikleft:

this commercial changed me as a person 

they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial

DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard tho

his breath is so bad but she still loves him…

(Source: scintillarious)

demonicvulcan:

there is nothing more fun than complaining about star trek with people who know that complaining about star trek is part of loving star trek

becausetheintrovert:

thelifeofatubaplayer:

thelastmellophone:

espurr-roba:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that

“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

(Source: lesbianfreyja)

earlysea:

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

sexhaver:
“ this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying
”

sexhaver:

this image has singlehandedly ruined my philosophy class for me like we’ll be talking about rene descartes and ill think about this and start crying